All Hail the New Eye Candy

It was time for a change. We recently moved past 400 posts, we finally got our boobs and pubic hair, we were declared a Man at our Bar Mitzvah, we passed the rites of the Ugandan Shaman and were made to commune with the Earth Spirits beyond the Sacred Smoke….

It was time.

Time for a zeitgeber, time for an indicator, a delineator, nay, a delineanator of flux…!

And so,

You see before you,

The newest incarnation…

of Sawtoothwave.com.

[Apathetic, relutant applause, awkward stage bow.]

And… SCENE.

Anyhoo, I dig it. I find it airy, yet clean… clear, yet mysterious… streamlined– yet flashy.

And so, to celebrate, here, in nano-review form (i.e., a few sentences, so you can scan them quickly and get what you want from them, like the little whoring eye candy that they are), are all the latest things I’ve been blasting and/or listening to patiently in a quiet room with a glass of sherry.

Also a smoking jacket.

Here, for the first time on this site, are not one…

not ten…

not twenty…

not even twenty-one….

…but twenty-five— reviews for you, the lover of the metal and/or the jazz.

There are three categories, listed in order of slightly decreasing awesomeness, as perhaps you will notice. Please… do enjoy.

Awesome: Acquire Soon

Pig Destroyer, Book Burner: Their …And Justice For All. No low end, weirdly boxy production that somehow contributes to the overall pure dexterity and fury of this band. This and Monolith of Inhumanity fucking tower over ever other grind/ death grind release this year. Prolly in my top 3 of the year.

Anaal Nathrakh, Vanitas: No appreciable evolution over their previous Passion… but this English black/industrial outfit still show you how pure, literal, psychotic rage sounds. Top 10 of the year.

[Vanitas is released 11/6/ 2012 on Candlelight Records.]

Christian Scott, Christian aTunde Adjuah: Miraculously, a spin on Miles Davis’ hollow, beseeching sound without kowtowing to him. A somehow New Orleans-warm yet icy-terrified trumpet bleat over doomy lyric song titles. Highlights: “New New Orleans (King Adjuah Stomp),” “Who They Wish I Was,” and “Kiel.” To me the best new jazz album of 2012.

Ramesses, Possessed by the Rise of Magik: From former members of Electric Wizard who found Dopethrone too pussy– disgusting, gritty blackened doom riffs if they were played in a garage and/or torture chamber. Production value zero, and somehow perfect.

The Sword, Apocryphon: The detuned perfect heaviness of Age of Winters, but with a tiny splash of that Texas blues that was probably too obvious on Warp Riders. They can do better, but still pretty great. Top 10 of the year.

mind over four, The Goddess/ Halfway Down: Two-decade-old alterna-progressive-metal that is still disgustingly/ criminally underrated. Either album should be in your top 50 of all time.

Law & Order, Guilty of Innocence: Cock rock with a southern flair (from LA) from the late 80s that still is awesome and not embarrassing in any way. One of the only bands to make me wish I was playing in a rock, not metal, band. Not a bad song on this one. Classic– top 50 of all time.

Dragged Into Sunlight, Widowmaker: Amazingly, these utterly-decrepit sludgy, stonery black metal anonymous weirdos evolved on this record, noticeably so from their previous release, Hatred For Mankind. Neurosis if they were Satanic black metallers.

[Widowmaker is released 11/6/12 on Prosthetic Records.]

Saint Vitus, Lillie: F-65: Meh at first, eventually moving up to thrilled and loving it. The new version of the American blues, lapsteel-playing, deal-with-devil-making howls of despair. Top 10 of the year.

Nachtmystium, Silencing Machine: Perfect stoned black metal. The Cure or The Church if they loved Darkthrone.

Chet Baker Quartet, Jazz in Paris, Vol. 53: Chet Baker Quartet Plays Standards: Baker gets some shit from critics, like the New York Times’ Ben Ratliff, for not giving a shit about evolving as an artist– and truth be told, he never really did. But he’s the only soloist, to this day, who loses energy and slowly dies as he solos, rather than building up to a crescendo. Easily my favorite trumpet player of all time, over Miles Davis and Christian Scott. Makes me wanna take up trumpet, to this day. Buddy Bolden reincarnated as a white junkie matinee idol.

Quite Good: Worth Your While

Menace Ruine, Alight in Ashes: Black metal so weird it practically becomes spectral classical music. I dare you to listen to this on acid.

Incantation, Vanquish in Vengeance: Like Asphyx, generic but truly great (American) Brutal Death Metal. You know if this is for you or not.

[Vanquish in Vengeance is released 11/27/12 on Listenable Records.]

Havok, Point of No Return: “Re-thrash” as powerful and energetic (though generic) as it gets. There’s two covers on this EP, “Raining Blood,” and Sepultura’s “Arise.” They should not have included them. Havok’s originals are great, but not that great, and they’re just asking for unfavorable comparisons.

Down, Down IV, Pt. I– The Purple EP: Down is never as good as they should be, as you think they’ll be. “Bury Me in Smoke,” “There’s Something on My Side,” and “On March the Saints,” are truly great stoner metal tunes, as are Purple’s “The Curse,” and “This Work is Timeless.” But from these guys? There should be more immortality.

Witchsorrow, God Curse Us: Title track, with the refrain of “God curse us, every one…” a cheeky Dickensian nod, or seriously-depressed Shawn-Spencerian perveyoring of dispairitude? Ha! Anyway: doom-worshipping, Hellhammer-loving greatness. Sounds like modern mixing/mastering, but also sounds like a NWOBHM album, where the band was rushing, in 1982, in the studio to record their ideas, when they were sucked into a time vortex and got their asses wormholed into a 2012 studio….

Bedemon, Symphony of Shadows: The other half of Pentagram– Interestingly, sounds like Witchsorrow, but was actually recorded nearly two decades ago. Astoundingly prophetic. Could’ve been recorded yesterday.

Bison BC, Lovelessness: Vaguely NWOBHM-ish sludge that loves to eventually gallop and whorl, to take off from its slower stoner metal tropes… not better than Dark Ages, but just as good.

Neurosis, Honor Found in Decay: “We All Rage in Gold,” opens with third/fourth dyads, played as clean/ crystalline as humanly, as Scott Kelly-ishly as possible; at around 1:00 we gets the GEE-tars… sounding a bit Sisters of Mercy-ish, if we’re being truthful… at @ 1:35 there’s a human throat sounding off over the crystal… 3:28, and there’s a lonely bass and a Hammond-ish synth effect…. “At the Well” begins with the dying emanations of a suicidal homeless man, or something to that effect… at 4:20 a bitter and romantically-mournful sitar riff (are they called riffs?) that seems perfectly appropriate and perfect… at around 7:00 we get a combination of meditation music/ Zen sounds and heavy fucking metal, as the entire album continues this now very familiar Neurosis blueprint….

[Honor in Decay is released 10/30/12 on Neurot Records.]

Nails, Obscene Humanity: A 3-song ep to tide you over until their new one. Pretty much just like Unsilent Death, for better or worse. Ripping hardcore punks worshiping Entombed….

[Obscene Humanity is released 1/1/13 on Southern Lord Records.]

Intriguing, Though Not Essential

Weapon, Embers and Revelations: The thrash metal band that wants to be as mysterious and eeeeevil as black metal bands.

Acid Witch, Witchtanic Hellucinations: Rob Zombie as a sludge-metal act.

Dysrhymia, Test of Submission: Instrumental sludge/ prog that will fuck your stoned ass up. Pelican on benzedrine.

Norska, Norska: Other members of Yob, dooming your ass beyond recognition.

Indesinence, Vessels of Light and Decay: Death metal that never goes fast, only threatens to, and so ends up sounding most like extreme doom….

So! There you are:

a full quarter of a hundred albums to check out.

Don’t say I don’t love you.

Y’all come back now… hear?

5 comments

  1. Interestingly, even though it’s allegedly not a concept album, the lyrics on Apocryphon are pretty interesting– you can easily understand them, and them seem to tell a cohesive story over the whole album.

    And you definitely need the proper headspace for Dragged Into Sunlight. Those fuckers do not care about their audience– you have to come find them. They ain’t coming to you.

  2. Lookin’ gooooooooooooood, you saucy minx.

    The blog design ain’t bad either…

    As for your nano-reviews… my mind is boggling. That’s too much to take in.

    I’m slowly warming to Book Burner but it’s less appealing so far than Phantom Limb. I tried Anaal Nathrakh, expecting to hate it but some of it was actually almost catchy. I couldn’t get through it all though.

    I love me some Nails but I’m a bit disappointed that it’s just a re-recording of old material. I’ll probably check it out though. Bison BC sounds like it could be my jar of ale, might give it a go.

    Weapons was decent, although I’m not quite sure why folks are quite so on its dick, so to speak.

    1. At first blush, the mix on Book Burner is weird and kinda off (especially compared to PL); the more I Iisten to it, the more I “get” it, I think. I liked Weapon’s record, but wasn’t that impressed with it either. I’m still a bit surprised that I liked the St. Vitus as much as I did, but I keep going back to it. Ramesses, The Sword and Dragged Into Sunlight keep re-attracting me as well.

      1. I only gave the st vitus a cursory listen on spotify, i might go back to it. I’ll definitely give the sword a fair go, despite being underwhelmed by that streaming track. I’ve wanted to like Ramesses and Dragged into Sunlight but their earlier records are yet to click – I really need to be in the right headspace I think.

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